Menu

Eats restaurant menu featuring sections for eggs on toast, vegetarian dishes, smashed avocado, breakfast burger, hashbrown stack, traditional benedict, pancakes, big ol' breaky, acai bowls, grilled open grills, toasties or sandwiches, kids menu, kids drinks, sides, and extras.
Menu of drinks including coffee, signature shakes, ice-cold beverages, frappes, non-coffee options, bottled drinks, and specialty beverages at a cafe.

$10 Weekday Specials

Avo on toast

Bacon and egg muffin stack

Mini benny

Mini brekky wrap

Mini pancake stack

Ham and cheese pocket

Schmoffee Shop

From keep cups to beans to syrups - we have it all! And it’s all supporting local businesses. Come in store to find the perfect gift or treat yourself.

Black bag of Caesar coffee with a white bust of Julius Caesar and a red and black logo on a black background surrounded by coffee beans.
A display of bottles of flavored syrups for drinks, including vanilla, hazelnut, chai spiced tea, white chocolate, salt caramel, and others, arranged on a shelf with a green plant in the background.
A pink coffee tumbler with a logo that reads "Schmoffee" in front of other colored tumblers on a white surface.

Who
we are

Two people standing inside a coffee shop with a neon sign above them that reads "Schmoffee" and "Coffee & Events".

Located in the coastal suburb of Thornlands, we're your local café serving up quality coffee, friendly service, and the best smashed avo around. Whether you're popping in for a cuppa or just feel like a chat, we’d love to welcome you and get to know our community.

Two plates with muffins topped with powdered sugar, strawberries, whipped cream, and a cup of coffee with latte art.
Lavender-colored blended beverage topped with whipped cream and garnished with mint leaves, served with a straw, placed on a white surface with two potted green plants in the background.